Total Medals Earned: 1,460 (From 304 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,740 Points
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/410 points)
Play Headbanging Hero: Metal
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Complete Invidia
Complete Superbia
Complete Acedia
Complete Ira
Complete Avaritia
Complete Gullia
Complete Luxuria
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/410 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Kill at least sixteen insects
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Medals Earned: 8/20 (50/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (140/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Defeat Glimmer
Medals Earned: 3/17 (55/540 points)
reach the first 50m height
not taken any damage until reached 125m height
break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode
reach the first 500m height
being hurt by arrows 10 times or more
don't take axe until reached 114m height
activate time freeze 3 times
reach 1000m height
touch lava stone 5 times
kill 15 or more hedgehog
kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode
reached score 5000pts while Bob alive
kill 15 or more caveman
kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe
destroy standing turret using axe 5 times
destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/300 points)
Get a tetris!
View the credits
Donate to charity
Read the instructions
Freedom of speech!
Consume ALL the things!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?